Wacky Status is a status in the Tennis mod that is the result of a team effort to “create the stupidest status effect ever”, according to the internal notes.

The effect is obvious and is explained by the description of the status:

• Upon every other equipment use, if the equipment was used with an even dice or had a g in its name, recieve 2 poison.
• Also, if you reduce the enemy's hp by 50% or more by the end of your turn, they gain a Rock every turn.
• Also, after 2.56 seconds, silence your skillcard.
• Also, whenever you deal damage to the opponent, confuse 1 equipment.
• Also, you are 50% less likely to roll a three.
• Also, a random dice is green. Always.

• PRAISE BE TO LOUD BIRD
• Wackfire
• Wacky Hammer